Monday, November 24, 2008
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Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?
Our In The Know panelists debate whether the graphic sex acts and extreme violence in HBO's McCain-Obama debate crossed the line.
In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.
The Onion: Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine
Rescue crews have been working day and night to free the former first lady, who has been unable to extricate herself from the sand.
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.
Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.
Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman
At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
The Onion: First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday
As controversy swirls around thoroughbred Ship's Captain, the horse's trainer says people should focus on the horse's abilities, not its sexuality.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
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